🚀 Service Delivery Engineer @ GitHub | Backend Dev & Architecture Enthusiast | Proud Hubber
☕ Coffee-to-Code Ratio: 1:1 (perfectly balanced, as all things should be)
🔧 IDE Loyalty: VSCode 70% | Vim 20% | Eclipse 10% (Java deserves respect)
🖥️ "It works on my machine" Success Rate: 99.9% (that 0.1% keeps me humble)
🏠 Home Assistant Automations: Too many to count (no, my coffee maker is not IoT-enabled)
⌨️ Vim Muscle Memory Incidents: Still trying to :wq out of everything
🐛 Bug-to-Feature Conversion Rate: Depends on perspective and marketing
🔧 Languages: Java ☕ | Bash/Shell 💻
☁️ Cloud: Azure (certified to break things in the cloud)
🤖 Current Obsession: GitHub Copilot + Home Assistant = Peak Automation
🏐 Beach volleyball spikes (physical debugging)
⚽ Soccer goals (better success rate than production deployments)
💪 CrossFit (lifting weights AND lifting spirits)
📸 Photography (capturing bugs in real life too)
🔨 Home renovation (turning analog spaces digital)
🎵 Dancing (the only time my moves are synchronized)
"Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it" 📚