Some code to print a random chapter from the Tao Te Ching you can setup .bashrc to show it whenever you'd like
Original text/translator is from the following translator
The Tao Te Ching a modern interpretation of Lao Tzu perpetrated by Ron Hogan copyright 2002, 2004 http://www.beatrice.com/TAO.txt
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